Information Edit

Tony the Talking Clock was the second teacher in the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series, and he teaches the three main characters about Time and it's importance.

Appearance Edit

Tony is a circular wall clock with a dark blue trim, a blue inside, four yellow marks indicating the time, and the clock hands placed look like a red mustache. Tony also wears white gloves and a bow tie with an hourglass design on the inside. He has long legs and arms, and bright red shoes.

Quotes Edit

  • "There is always time for a song."
  • "Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear on your rizd."
  • "the past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist."
  • "Time Is a ruler to measure the day, it doesn't go backwards only one way."
  • "watch it go round like a merry-go-round, going so fast like a merry-go-round."
  • "its quarter to nine, time to have a bath."
  • "scrub scrub scrub 'till the waters brown!"
  • "Let's go on a journey, a journey through TIME!"
  • "The Time is changing all the Time"
  • "It's Time to go to Time!"
  • "Don't be STUPID friends!"
  • "There is a time and place for mucking around!"
  • "It helps us make Pizzer, it keeps things in line."
  • "Time is important and I am a clock."
  • "Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!!!"
  • "It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock."
  • "Eventually, everyone runs out of time."
  • "everything's cool, it's the future!"


  • His name was revealed in a Dazed interview with Becky Sloan and Joe Pelling.
  • He seems to pick on Bird Guy the most.
  • In Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared 3, Tony made a brief cameo in the background behind Yellow Guy's initiation throne, but he appeared in black and white and a little different, standing next to Sketchbook.
  • Tony is voiced by Baker Terry, who voices many other characters throughout the series.
  • Earlier, he states, "The future doesn't exist!", yet, he soon states "Everything's cool; it's the future!".
    • This supports the theme that the teachers' statements contradict each other.
  • Tony appears once again in Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared 6 as a cameo and was in the original thumbnail.
  • Tony's pronunciation of pizza as "pizzer" has become a common joke among fans, and even a meme. (Why has God abandoned us?)
  • Tony's bow-tie disappears throughout the video.
    • This is due to the fact that two Tony the Talking Clocks were made.
      • One uses faintly visible strings to operate the mouth and does not have a bowtie.
      • The other has a bow tie, but has four crosshairs to add a mouth in during post-production.
  • The picture between the 'past' and 'future' that he shows is the painting of the clown Yellow Guy painted in episode 1, still covered in oil.
  • He made a cameo in the trailer of Don't Hug Me, I,m Scared Season 2 above the fire place at 0:09 with eyes and bow tie.
  • He doesn't seem to move in the trailer.